ANNOUNCEMENT
The Washington Glass School Bored of Directors today unanimously approved a surprise name enhancement, resulting in the newly designated TRUMP Washington Glass School.
According to sources close to the kiln, the name change was unexpected by all parties, including the individual whose name now appears in gleaming gold.
“This was brought up by one of the very distinguished board members,” the School noted. “There are a lot of board members. They voted on it. Unanimously. Many people are saying it’s very reflective.”
The honoree was reportedly surprised and honored by the decision.
Classes, public art projects, and molten activities will continue as usual—now with extra brilliance, tremendous shine, and absolutely no subtlety whatsoever.